Wednesday 2 July 2008

My mobile has decided not to be

I don't know how long I've had it. I don't even know how rubbish it is compared to the latest thing. But the fact is, my mobile phone is dying.

Beautifully.

I get brightly coloured Damien Hirst-alike vertical lines on the screen, instead of the picture of The Daughter and Boy that should be there. (Not that Hirst's work is necessarily beautiful - not that he even does his "work" - although I did like the diamond-covered skull - her indoors thought it was crap.)

Everything should die beautifully.

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