Having been here well over a year, you'd think my conversational ability in French would have improved dramatically. I clearly do, despite some evidence to the contrary.
A couple of weeks ago, my dentist asked me if I was having any more trouble with the tooth he's in the expensive and involved process of fixing. I smiled reassuringly and said: 'No, not at all. I have pretty much forgotten the pain.'
Or rather, that's what I thought I said.
What actually came out of my mouth was: 'I've made a mistake with the bread.'